英语幽默教程汇总和更新
英语幽默更新列表
- 2010-08-17讲迷信
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Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, I hear sirens. Jump! 两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说：我听到警报响了，快跳吧! The second one said, But we're on the 13 th floor! 第二个说：但是我 [查看全文]
- 2010-08-16自己做好准备
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A student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop. 一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：妈妈－我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸 [查看全文]
- 2010-08-14他煮
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. 一个男人和他妻子在争论应该谁每天早晨煮咖啡。 The wife said, You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have t [查看全文]
- 2010-08-13到处都疼
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A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. 一个人去看医生，说：医生，不管我碰哪里，都会疼。 The doctor asks, What do you mean? 医生问：什么意思？ The man says, When I touch my sho [查看全文]
- 2010-08-12等一秒钟
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A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A penny. Then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second., then the man says: God, can I have a pen [查看全文]
- 2010-08-10你爸爸帮你了吗
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One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, You got all your homework right this time, T [查看全文]
- 2010-08-09别让主知道
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A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before goint home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy [查看全文]
- 2010-08-07一封家书
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Dear Dad, 亲爱的老爸： Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. [查看全文]
- 2010-08-06研发圆珠笔
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, u [查看全文]
- 2010-08-05学法语
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Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn? 子：爸爸，法语难学吗？ Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy. 父：我的孩子，一开始难学，不过过后就容易了。 Son: That's great! I'll lea [查看全文]
