英语幽默教程汇总和更新

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, You can't eat your own sandwiches here! 两个律师走进一个餐厅 [查看全文]

Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. 一个人得了重病，妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后，医生示意病人的妻子到走廊 [查看全文]

A doctor says to his patient, I have bad news and worse news.Oh dear, whats the bad news? asks the patient. The doctor replies, You only have 24 hours to live.Thats terrible, said the patient. How can the news possibly be worse? The doctor [查看全文]

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of [查看全文]

A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. Hes telling a dumb- blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. 一位口技表演者用放在他膝上的玩具娃娃练习表演。他在跟金发碧眼的玩具 [查看全文]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: Thats the ugliest baby that Ive ever seen. Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: [查看全文]

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, cl [查看全文]

On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do [查看全文]

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, What are you doing?!! The blind man replies, Just looking aro [查看全文]

An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal. It's all right, says the husband. We share everything. 一对老年夫妇正在汉堡王 [查看全文]