英语幽默教程汇总和更新

A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. 妈妈和儿子在洗盘子，爸爸和女儿则在房间里看电视。突 [查看全文]

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: How much this stuff? 一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。 她问店员：这东西要多少钱？ [查看全文]

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. 一个女人在去上班的路上看到在一个宠物店前有只鹦鹉站在树枝上。 The parrot said to her, Hey lady, you are really [查看全文]

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the [查看全文]

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? 凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？ Mom: No, Honey, what? 妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？ Kate: A nice teapot. 凯特：一把 [查看全文]

A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean? he demanded. 一位公路巡警截住了一个超速司机。难道你不知道闪烁灯和警笛的意思吗？他责问道。 Ye [查看全文]

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'. 四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。我的 [查看全文]

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. 一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。 During the celebration a fairy [查看全文]

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. 在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。 The question [查看全文]

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ Student: I cannot point out but I [查看全文]