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2010-04-21一个传教士在买鹦鹉

"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher. "Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him. "D... [查看全文]

2010-04-20世间唯一的那个控制女人的男人

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven。   God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines。   One line for the men th... [查看全文]

2010-04-19我想我是一只鸡

Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an... [查看全文]

2010-04-16幸运猫

The Lucky Cat "Father,"said Jimmy, running into the living-room, "there's a big black cat in the dining-room." "Never mind, Jimmy,"said Father ... [查看全文]

2010-04-15第一位总统

The First president A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions, but the student couldn't answer any of them. The teacher then decid... [查看全文]

2010-04-14预测未来

What will happen A teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?" His response was, "My mother can.... [查看全文]

2010-04-13坏运气?

Bad Luck? Alex: Is it really and truly bad luck if a black cat follows you?  Philip: That depends on whether you're a man or a... [查看全文]

2010-04-12狗知道吗

Does Your Dog Know the Proverb? Lady: Don't be afraid of the dog. You know the old proverb,  "A barking dog never bites."  Sa... [查看全文]

2010-04-10绅士

A Gentleman Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to ... [查看全文]

2010-04-09黄西在“大卫赖特曼秀”上的表演

Joe Wong on the Late Show 美国深夜节目收视率冠军的「大卫赖特曼秀」,上月(Apr. 2009)17日晚上破天荒邀请中国口音极重的黄西(Joe Wong)亮相,以... [查看全文]