英语幽默教程汇总和更新

A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I... [查看全文]

I Wish He Were A big crowd were gathered outside a hotel where a famous millionaire died of a car accident. Among the crowd a young man ap... [查看全文]

How to do it? A schoolgirl was sitting with her feet stretched far out into the aisle, and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espie... [查看全文]

I'll take it as I didn't hear you. John and Jack met in the street one day. "I want to ask you a favor, but can you keep it secret ... [查看全文]

You were flying too low A motorist speeding along a highway at 80 miles an hour was stopped by a policeman. "Was I driving too fast?" aske... [查看全文]

Why are you jumping Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle. [查看全文]

Your horse called A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pa... [查看全文]

I Can't Let Him Get Away A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of ... [查看全文]

To be on the Safe Side In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes o... [查看全文]

Henpeck The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives．He ha... [查看全文]