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2010-07-06我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。

  All I do is pay   "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-i... [查看全文]

2010-07-04吝啬鬼的聚会

  The Mean Mans Party   The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he ... [查看全文]

2010-07-03父亲在哪儿?

  Where is the father?   Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.   "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these painti... [查看全文]

2010-07-02我只要跑得比你快就行了

  When a Tiger comes   Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them... [查看全文]

2010-07-01不能让他跑了

  I Cant Let Him Get Away   A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead... [查看全文]

2010-06-30胖男人和瘦男人,谁更礼貌

Fat man and a skinny man Fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite beca... [查看全文]

2010-06-29时间对猪有什么意义?

Whats time to a pig?   One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms... [查看全文]

2010-06-28长官,我哥哥比我大五个月

Five Months Older   The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowe... [查看全文]

2010-06-26写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍

  Five Hundred Times   In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket ... [查看全文]

2010-06-25想请一天假

A big challenge of running a small business is dealing with employees' requests for time off. One morning an employee said,"I need to ... [查看全文]