英语幽默教程汇总和更新

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his... [查看全文]

You Are Too Late 　 On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket. "sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "y... [查看全文]

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so... [查看全文]

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them... [查看全文]

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says "We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves.... [查看全文]

　　 A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans ... [查看全文]

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle- aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. "Will I die?" she asks. God says, "No. You have ... [查看全文]

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. A... [查看全文]

Two roaches Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that n... [查看全文]

AN ENERGETIC WIFE Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife... [查看全文]